I don’t care about my child’s lunch account balance…it’s flippty flip summer time don’t ya know!
Since June 1st I have received countless telephone calls, voice messages and email alerts reminding me that my teen queens lunch account balance is negative $1.95 cents. So sue me! Omgoodness! Coppell ISD, I assure you, pinky promise on it, stick a needle in my eye, that I will put money in her blessed little lunch account when school resumes and not a day before.
I don’t care and will continue to ignore, delete, and fully pretend that school doesn’t even exist! It’s Summer.
I’m in wheels off mode! The very last thing on my mind is my daughters lunch account balance. I’m only concerned with flip flops, cold lemonade, sparkling Lacroix water, and sun tan lines! I can’t with the other mundane boo bill crap!
Leave me alone notification system! Back off!
I will give credit where it’s due and CISD gets a five gold star, two thumbs up rating in the vigilant alert awareness category! Me and Mr. Chicken Fry have been getting dual alerts and alarms that our teen queens bucks were dwindling but WE were already in “could care less” mode! This type of technology could save some lives yall! No joke…this type of format puts bill collectors to shame! It’s better than the Amber Alert system!
No disrespect CISD, I’m honestly grateful for the very well oiled system we have but enough already! It’s annoying during the Summer!
When the time comes…like the night before the first day of school, I will assuredly drop a few hundred dollars in the account. I will give a crap that she’s in the negative. I promise I’m good for it!
To Coppell ISD’s credit I’m sure the reminders would stop if I would just add $1.95 cents and bring the account to even. But like Bon Qui Qui says…then I would have to go to the site, press all those buttons, click on all of those keys, pull out some brain power to recall my log in code which never happens…leading further into the rabbit hole of requesting a new log in, email confirmation, etc etc! snore, yawn, double thumbs down, non summer stuff.
Maybe I’ll save this for a rainy summer day activity. Maybe?!?
May the rainy summer day list begin:
1) add money to teen queens lunch account!
2) go to the movies
3) roller skate
5) ice skate
See what I mean? No, go away!
👋🏽 bye bye reminders!
So if you find yourself berated by your child’s negative school lunch balance you have been avoiding…just let it go! Breath….FITget about it! You will be alright!
Love, and let it go until it snows!!!