Bringing Sweaty Back, I don't cook, Muscles and Mascara

Custom Settings

LIFESTYLE.  This word "lifestyle" has me dreaming of luxury yachts, St. Tropez and premier "never lift a finger" service.  I can still hear the thick accent of Robin Leach and "I don't know why???" (no pun intended. and YES,  I'm here all week folks) My brain, maybe yours too, has been programmed to believe that… Continue reading Custom Settings

I don't cook, Muscles and Mascara

Well ring a ding and just like that, it's Tuesday.  How was your weekend pussy cat?  It was my hope that you found a few hours to kick back, relax and perhaps manage some form of child's pose.  As for me, I was a party going butterfly this weekend fluttering around town celebrating some very… Continue reading

Abercrombie FITness client testimonials, Bringing Sweaty Back, Muscles and Mascara

I have this friend…

Y'all I have this friend... she's a real life Greek goddess. Like seriously for real!  Her genetic blood line is Grecian and she's NATURALLY built like a female FITness model. She is amazing, sickening and beautiful all rolled into one. I inherited this doll when a close friend began dating after a divorce.  I have… Continue reading I have this friend…

Muscles and Mascara

Shut the ____ door!

February has arrived and I have never felt more compelled to share some awesome news.   We are basically in month two of a brand spanking new year.  We are at the tip-top of the month and I'm here to encourage you to shut the _______(fill in the blank) door on life's leeches sucking your mind, time… Continue reading Shut the ____ door!

Bringing Sweaty Back, Muscles and Mascara

How will I get there?

Who bothers to ask for directions these days?  I'M FULLY CONVERTED INTO A WAZING MACHINE!  I'm a waZer, don't you want to be a WAZER TOO?   The dynamite map app, WAZE has legitimately changed my life.  I'm, with great emphasis, the most directionally challenged individual on the planet. I'm not exaggerating and just so you… Continue reading How will I get there?

Bringing Sweaty Back, Tid Bit Tuesday

Tid Bit Tuesday: Fireworks

  Did you welcome the new year with a bang?  Were you cozied up on the couch in hibernation mode or doing up a big festive party with tons of glitz and glam? I'm going to admit that I must have been on a heavy dose of sinus medication when I volunteered agreed to host… Continue reading Tid Bit Tuesday: Fireworks

I don't cook

Nekter

Nekter is a juice bar in Southlake, Texas. My teenager practically begged me to drive 20 minutes for a smoothie that she claimed would change my life.  My 14-year-old daughter knows me well.    Nekter, where have you been all of my ever lovin life and why in the heck are there only four of you… Continue reading Nekter

Bringing Sweaty Back, Muscles and Mascara

Step In It

Last week Dallas, Fort Worth experienced several rainy dismal days in a row.  My sweet dog, FAITH, is a total brat.  She's way to good to go outside in the cold wet rain.  She's such a puppy snob that one of us has to walk her out and coerce her to potty outside.   Her… Continue reading Step In It

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These are a few of my FAVORITE things

Happy Friday my little Christmas Angels. Anyone need some stocking stuffer or gift ideas? Y'all, I have excellent intel on some top notch Christmas deals.  My distinguished list of  goodies are the HOTTEST FITness and health items on the market.  Each one of my popular picks would be a FITabulous investment for yourself or someone… Continue reading These are a few of my FAVORITE things

I don't cook

Eat Smart

Chip lovers of the world, prepare to be amazed and hopelessly devoted!  I lucked out and landed a super-duper find on the crunch front.  The time has finally arrived and...drum roll please...we have ourselves a delicious HEALTHY chip. Eat Smart snacks get a two thumbs up and Abercrombie and FITness seal of approval. Just so… Continue reading Eat Smart