Bringing Sweaty Back, I don't cook, Muscles and Mascara

Custom Settings

LIFESTYLE.  This word "lifestyle" has me dreaming of luxury yachts, St. Tropez and premier "never lift a finger" service.  I can still hear the thick accent of Robin Leach and "I don't know why???" (no pun intended. and YES,  I'm here all week folks) My brain, maybe yours too, has been programmed to believe that… Continue reading Custom Settings

Bringing Sweaty Back, Tid Bit Tuesday

Tid Bit Tuesday: Disposable

I have been thinking a lot lately about the world, technology and teenagers!  Mostly because me and Mr. Chicken Fry are in the "THICK OF IT" raising our one and only teen queen.   Y'all, school has come a lonnnng way in the last 26 years!   I would totally be an all A student.… Continue reading Tid Bit Tuesday: Disposable

Bringing Sweaty Back, Muscles and Mascara

The Zsa Zsa Zee

This past Friday morning I did something I haven't done in over 19 months.  I begrudgingly called in sick. As a business owner and professional I triple dog HATE making such a call. Ten minutes before a group of eager workout warriors would arrive, I reluctantly sent out a group text canceling the training session.… Continue reading The Zsa Zsa Zee

Muscles and Mascara, Tid Bit Tuesday

Tid BIT Tuesday: Spot up

MeRRRRrry ChristmaaasSSS! This is one heck of a TOP HAT dont you think?!?!   I saw this ten gallon topper in the center of a table at a party last weekend.  It was supposed to be a festive focal point for the table, but not on my watch.  I casually made my way over to… Continue reading Tid BIT Tuesday: Spot up

Abercrombie FITness training studio, Bringing Sweaty Back, Muscles and Mascara, TruHealth Fat Loss System

CounterFIT

How many times have you been deceived by the detox diet of the day?  Maybe you've been  sucked into one of the quadZILLION  fake supplement shams?  How many dollars have you spent on phony meal plans and workout DVD's that have left you frustrated and abandoned? I know, I know...you've been scorned and sucker punched… Continue reading CounterFIT

Bringing Sweaty Back, Muscles and Mascara

I got one less problem…

I got one less problem WITH cardio!!  C*A*R*D*I*O!!!  You know, like walking, jogging, biking, running, skipping, rolling down a hill, swimming, frolicking in the grass, shooting hoops, volleyball, hiking, or playing tag with the kids, or maybe a family friendly game of football! Without cardio we run the severe risk of many ugly and serious… Continue reading I got one less problem…

Bringing Sweaty Back, FITness Videos

Crank that soldier girl (workout videos)

I have returned from Florida with a lot more than tan lines!  Are you ready for it??? (In my stellar deep announcer voice)...Bringing you only the best FITness videos!  Bringing you workout moves, that until now, ONLY the military had access to!!!  That's right.  I'm talking about high-ranking top gun material at your service!  I… Continue reading Crank that soldier girl (workout videos)

Bringing Sweaty Back, Muscles and Mascara

While I was away…

Abercrombie & FITness took a little last week hiatus.  Me, Mr. Chicken Fry and baby girl headed for the hills of California. A much-needed get away to refresh and reboot our bustling lives. Fortunately, we have a dear friend in Cali who practically begged insisted that we stay at his place.  He basically twisted our arms… Continue reading While I was away…

Bringing Sweaty Back, Muscles and Mascara

Construction Zone

Is your personal pursuit of FITness under construction?  Do you ignore the signs and vere off on your on dumb path?  Do you attempt short cuts to weight loss and or cause your own road blocks? It seems every place I drive or run lately I wind up in or near a construction zone. ROAD… Continue reading Construction Zone

Bringing Sweaty Back, I don't cook

FITness stinks 

I can't argue that umpteen aspects of health and FITness matter of factly STINK. As in literally SMELL. Several years back, my Mr. Chicken Fry began to point out all of the stenchy foods I consume. What a guy right? To my surprise he had a very strong observant point. Back off Toucan Sam! It's true and… Continue reading FITness stinks