Bringing Sweaty Back, I don't cook

Condiment CRAZY

I'm the condiment queen. I should have a condiment crown!  (that's fun to say)  I love me some condiments. Who in their right mind doesn't LUV to dip a warm crispy French fry into some ketchup? (especially fancy ketchup from Whataburger) It's the American way! Maybe you're alien from outer space or dropped on your… Continue reading Condiment CRAZY

I don't cook, Muscles and Mascara

When all else fails, FAKE IT!

Stop stop, its not what your thinking...GEEZ!  Ok its true, I don't cook.  I mean I do, but I don't.  Suffice it to say, I don't cook well, I FAKE IT.  I don't cook mainly because I don't enjoy it and like many of you know, I'm married to Mr. Chicken Fried Steak and I can't… Continue reading When all else fails, FAKE IT!