Bringing Sweaty Back, Muscles and Mascara

EMPTY

The other day I was standing in my kitchen making a call when a pre-recorded robot voice notified me of a number change.  I quickly scurried over to that special little place in the kitchen for a piece of paper and a pen so I could jot down the new number. Now, I'm what I… Continue reading EMPTY

Bringing Sweaty Back, I don't cook

Condiment CRAZY

I'm the condiment queen. I should have a condiment crown!  (that's fun to say)  I love me some condiments. Who in their right mind doesn't LUV to dip a warm crispy French fry into some ketchup? (especially fancy ketchup from Whataburger) It's the American way! Maybe you're alien from outer space or dropped on your… Continue reading Condiment CRAZY

I don't cook

Condiment Queen

Hello and happy HUMP DAY honeys.  I LOVE me some condiments.  Who in their right mind doesn't LUV to dip a warm crispy French fry into some ketchup?  (especially fancy ketchup from Whataburger)  It's the American way! Perhaps you're not a ketchup lover and I can dig that. I suppose you could be more of  barbecue… Continue reading Condiment Queen