Abercrombie FITness client testimonials, Muscles and Mascara


What do teenagers, gravity, sunshine and Mr. Chicken Fry have in common?  They all cause massive amounts of wrinkles!  lol Ladies and gents, you're about to be crazy jealous!  After all, someone has to get out and do the dirty work.  I'm just a regular gal.  I'm a mom, the maid and a simple homemade… Continue reading Non-Invasive

Muscles and Mascara

Pillow Talk

Who knew that a mattress could change the trajectory of marriage?  After almost 19 years on the same mattress, me and Mr. Chicken Fry decided  to make a change.  Mama called the doctor and the doctor said, "no more monkey business on that old bed." Now before you get all judgey and grossed out, it… Continue reading Pillow Talk

Bringing Sweaty Back, Muscles and Mascara

Breaking Bad

Hello - My name is Angi and I was recently addicted to Breaking Bad.  I feel as if have basically been cooking methamphetamine for the better part of 3 weeks.  It all started when Mr. Chicken Fry added ROKU to our bedroom television as a pre-Christmas gift.  At the most opportune time, the holiday break,… Continue reading Breaking Bad

Bringing Sweaty Back, Metabolism Monday

Just because

Do what is best for yourself. Just because everyone is doing it doesn't mean you need or should follow suit. Do what is best for YOU!  Just because other people are doing certain things doesn't mean that you have to join along. Some people inhale cheese and greasy french fries but that doesn't mean you… Continue reading Just because

I don't cook, Muscles and Mascara


One of the country's most threatening issues is the growing APPETIZER epidemic! Appetizers are totally out of control and proportion.  Holy smokes,  I'm not even kidding right now and please don't try to act like you don't know what I'm talking about. If you have been to a restaurant in the past four weeks you… Continue reading Appetizer

Bringing Sweaty Back, Muscles and Mascara

New year: New outlook on life

Here is a sobering question to ponder, how much time do you have to live? It's an introspective eye-opening question right? It might even make you a tid bituncomfortable because realistically you don't know the answer!! Know one knows the answer! Whether you have just been given a clean bill of health or diagnosed with… Continue reading New year: New outlook on life

Bringing Sweaty Back, Muscles and Mascara

In FITness and in health!  

I, Angi Abercrombie, took you, my loyal readers, to have and to hold, October 2016, to humor and encourage, to inspire and to cherish, in FITness and in health till death, lack of WIFI or technology do we part! It's astonishing how fast time flies.  Approximately one year ago, I took a vow and I… Continue reading In FITness and in health!