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Appetizer

One of the country's most threatening issues is the growing APPETIZER epidemic! Appetizers are totally out of control and proportion.  Holy smokes,  I'm not even kidding right now and please don't try to act like you don't know what I'm talking about. If you have been to a restaurant in the past four weeks you… Continue reading Appetizer

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Streaks 

Want to impress your teenager?  Just causally ask, "sup, so uhhh what's your highest streak?"   All the kids are crazy strung out on "keeping the streaks."  It's a major hip fad in the Snapchat realm. I think my teen queen has up to a 469 streak with several of her besties.  WHATEVER floats their… Continue reading Streaks