May is a derivative of mayhem. It's got to be! There is barely time to breathe in this fast and furious month. No one warned me but it's true. From the day your child starts elementary and until they leave your home as an actual adult, all bets are off in May! It's madness. It's… Continue reading MAYhem
Who knew that a mattress could change the trajectory of marriage? After almost 19 years on the same mattress, me and Mr. Chicken Fry decided to make a change. Mama called the doctor and the doctor said, "no more monkey business on that old bed." Now before you get all judgey and grossed out, it… Continue reading Pillow Talk
One of the country's most threatening issues is the growing APPETIZER epidemic! Appetizers are totally out of control and proportion. Holy smokes, I'm not even kidding right now and please don't try to act like you don't know what I'm talking about. If you have been to a restaurant in the past four weeks you… Continue reading Appetizer
Enough with the bon bons and cookies. Enough with chips and tamales. I feel bloated and blah. It's been raining and all I've been capable of is eating, internet surfing and reaching for the remote. When it's cold and clammy out its hard to get motivated. However... I managed to pull out a sliver of… Continue reading Best of 2017: no equipment required
The quick whisper of crisp Fall weather came and went like a decent house guest. Just when I was getting use to it, it vanished leaving me sad and lonely. It's plain ole Hot in Dallas, Texas. So instead of gawking over cute boots and jeans, I'm still dreaming about cold and refreshing deserts.… Continue reading Did someone say desert??
Health is huge! If you are a moderately healthy human being who feels good 95% of the time you are winning big! Who knew I could be taking my fortunate health for granted? Y'all, I don't get sick! I mean sure, I get the occasional tummy ache from a foreign food or a sinus… Continue reading Vacation Hicup
Taking a vacation is a flat out gamble. It's right up there and almost equal to visiting a casino card table and doubling down ace high when the dealer is showing a 10! It's risky! But we all do it and 8 out of ten times it all goes smooth. bUT...this is a different type… Continue reading Re-entry
What's in your tool belt? Don't look at me like I'm crazy.... You have a tool belt, we all do. When I met the infamous Mr. Chicken Fry he was a charismatic 34-year-old bachelor with a tool CUP! YES, A CUP! He literally had a plastic red drinking cup tucked away in a laundry… Continue reading What’s in your TOOL BELT?
Good Monday morning everyone. YAWN... What's on your agenda this week? I'm super pumped and excited for Tuesday because I have a breakfast schedule with my long time friend and mentor Larry North. I'm going to take a tour of his new eclectic state of the art gym in Preston Center. Y'all, updating/ revamping my… Continue reading Obsessed (video)
I have been thinking a lot lately about the world, technology and teenagers! Mostly because me and Mr. Chicken Fry are in the "THICK OF IT" raising our one and only teen queen. Y'all, school has come a lonnnng way in the last 26 years! I would totally be an all A student.… Continue reading Tid Bit Tuesday: Disposable