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Custom Settings

LIFESTYLE.  This word "lifestyle" has me dreaming of luxury yachts, St. Tropez and premier "never lift a finger" service.  I can still hear the thick accent of Robin Leach and "I don't know why???" (no pun intended. and YES,  I'm here all week folks) My brain, maybe yours too, has been programmed to believe that… Continue reading Custom Settings

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Streaks 

Want to impress your teenager?  Just causally ask, "sup, so uhhh what's your highest streak?"   All the kids are crazy strung out on "keeping the streaks."  It's a major hip fad in the Snapchat realm. I think my teen queen has up to a 469 streak with several of her besties.  WHATEVER floats their… Continue reading Streaks 

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Just Imagine

Close your eyes, clear your head of the noise and erase all previous images from the day.  Grab a blank space and clean sheet of paper in your mind.  Take two giant, doctor's office style, deep breathes. Now open your eyes so you can keep reading.  I'm about to make you think.  We will call… Continue reading Just Imagine

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The struggle is REAL…

The worst thing imaginable to a blogger is accidentally deleting all of your beautifully scripted words.  The struggle is real.  Y'all, I had been writing this post since Saturday.  Yesterday morning it was finished. Complete!  It had been formatted, highlighted, spell checked and all of the links were plugged in.  All I had left to… Continue reading The struggle is REAL…

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Steadfast FITness

When you're committed to a FIT lifestyle the heart beats in a new rhythm.  A steadfast heart is a heart that will not, under any circumstance, fall away from FITness.  This is not to be confused with a now and again cheat meal. ♥ Regardless of the uncertain uproar going on, no matter how much pressure… Continue reading Steadfast FITness

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I have this friend…

Y'all I have this friend... she's a real life Greek goddess. Like seriously for real!  Her genetic blood line is Grecian and she's NATURALLY built like a female FITness model. She is amazing, sickening and beautiful all rolled into one. I inherited this doll when a close friend began dating after a divorce.  I have… Continue reading I have this friend…

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Shut the ____ door!

February has arrived and I have never felt more compelled to share some awesome news.   We are basically in month two of a brand spanking new year.  We are at the tip-top of the month and I'm here to encourage you to shut the _______(fill in the blank) door on life's leeches sucking your mind, time… Continue reading Shut the ____ door!

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Mr. Chicken Fry

Hello you and welcome to the beginning of a brand new healthy and happy week!  I have never been so ready to get stuff done, workout, and feel accomplished.  For me, the last 10  days have been a bit of a downer.  My baby girl (teen queen) was diagnosed with the flu and on command coincidentally… Continue reading Mr. Chicken Fry

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How will I get there?

Who bothers to ask for directions these days?  I'M FULLY CONVERTED INTO A WAZING MACHINE!  I'm a waZer, don't you want to be a WAZER TOO?   The dynamite map app, WAZE has legitimately changed my life.  I'm, with great emphasis, the most directionally challenged individual on the planet. I'm not exaggerating and just so you… Continue reading How will I get there?

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Slay The Day

Are you crawling up the wall crazy to get all of the Christmas decorations put away?  Are you chomping at the bits to clear the clutter and make room for the new year?  Does the mere fact that we have entered TWENTY SEVENTEEN flip you out? I made an executive decision to slay only the… Continue reading Slay The Day