Recently, while in the middle of a taming my frizzy skinny hair under the warm heat of a hand-held blow dryer, I had a very deep thought. It's possible that the serene hum of the dryer coupled with the vibrating hot air had me in a trance and melted my brain into mush. The truth is,… Continue reading Dryer thoughts
There is nothing more horrifying than discovering that an individual in your very own household has LICE!!!! Sheer tears of terror is more like it. Today is a true tale of a real predator that can haunt anyone at anytime. It’s fascinating that a tiny, almost not visible to the naked eye, bug can stir up… Continue reading Horror on Halloween
There is so much crap out in the market place. FAKE NEWS, industry lies, gimmicks and off the wall ridic quirky quick fixes with false promise. How can anyone know what is good or bad or true or false? Today I will attempt to indemnify some of your failures and answer some of your… Continue reading Is it true?
Ladies ladies enough with all of the breastions...I mean questions! (lol) I'll get straight to the point. YES, it's true, the "tata's" are usually, (but not always) the first to go bye-bye when the weight comes off. I mean, really darling, what did you expect? The mammaries are milk producers and full of fat.… Continue reading Flat & FIT
Want to impress your teenager? Just causally ask, "sup, so uhhh what's your highest streak?" All the kids are crazy strung out on "keeping the streaks." It's a major hip fad in the Snapchat realm. I think my teen queen has up to a 469 streak with several of her besties. WHATEVER floats their… Continue reading Streaks