I don't cook, Muscles and Mascara

Appetizer

One of the country's most threatening issues is the growing APPETIZER epidemic! Appetizers are totally out of control and proportion.  Holy smokes,  I'm not even kidding right now and please don't try to act like you don't know what I'm talking about. If you have been to a restaurant in the past four weeks you… Continue reading Appetizer

Bringing Sweaty Back, Muscles and Mascara

The struggle is REAL…

The worst thing imaginable to a blogger is accidentally deleting all of your beautifully scripted words.  The struggle is real.  Y'all, I had been writing this post since Saturday.  Yesterday morning it was finished. Complete!  It had been formatted, highlighted, spell checked and all of the links were plugged in.  All I had left to… Continue reading The struggle is REAL…

Bringing Sweaty Back, I don't cook

Happy Meal

Roll back the tapes for a moment.  Do you remember when McDonald's first introduced the Happy Meal?  I sure do!  It was 1979.  I was about 6 or 7 years old and a prime candidate for begging, whining or whatever ir took to get one of the newly launched HAPPY MEALS!  As a bright-eyed young… Continue reading Happy Meal