Bringing Sweaty Back, Metabolism Monday, Muscles and Mascara

Blame it on the ALTITUDE!

It's been 15 years and if I do say so myself, me and Mr. Chicken Fry still got it! We just spent seven days on a family road trip vaca #abercrombieabroad in Breckenridge, Colorado. We took the teen queen to the slopes for her first Rocky Mountain ski experience. For fifteen years now we have… Continue reading Blame it on the ALTITUDE!

Bringing Sweaty Back, FITness Videos

The year of the earring (two workout videos included)

Hello and Happy belated Valentines day love bugs. One of my most fond Valentine moments was the year I got my ears pierced. Do you remember the day you got your ears pierced? Some females don't have a rejoiced recollection because they didn't get a say so. There is no memory of the procedure because… Continue reading The year of the earring (two workout videos included)

FITness Videos, Muscles and Mascara

FIT and Flu Season

I recently fell prey to a nasty sinus infection. It robbed, not only of two weekend days and nights, but stripped me of my dignity. If you don't want to hear the very syrupy sweet true love story I'm about to tell, feel free to scroll down to the bottom of the post for the… Continue reading FIT and Flu Season

Muscles and Mascara

Pillow Talk

Who knew that a mattress could change the trajectory of marriage?  After almost 19 years on the same mattress, me and Mr. Chicken Fry decided  to make a change.  Mama called the doctor and the doctor said, "no more monkey business on that old bed." Now before you get all judgey and grossed out, it… Continue reading Pillow Talk

I don't cook, Muscles and Mascara


One of the country's most threatening issues is the growing APPETIZER epidemic! Appetizers are totally out of control and proportion.  Holy smokes,  I'm not even kidding right now and please don't try to act like you don't know what I'm talking about. If you have been to a restaurant in the past four weeks you… Continue reading Appetizer

Bringing Sweaty Back, FITness Videos

Best of 2017: no equipment required

Enough with the bon bons and cookies. Enough with chips and tamales. I feel bloated and blah. It's been raining and all I've been capable of is eating, internet surfing and reaching for the remote. When it's cold and clammy out its hard to get motivated. However... I managed to pull out a sliver of… Continue reading Best of 2017: no equipment required

Bringing Sweaty Back, Muscles and Mascara


The other day I was standing in my kitchen making a call when a pre-recorded robot voice notified me of a number change.  I quickly scurried over to that special little place in the kitchen for a piece of paper and a pen so I could jot down the new number. Now, I'm what I… Continue reading EMPTY

Bringing Sweaty Back

Horror on Halloween 

There is nothing more horrifying than discovering that an individual in your very own household has LICE!!!!  Sheer tears of terror is more like it. Today is a true tale of a real predator that can haunt anyone at anytime. It’s fascinating that a tiny, almost not visible to the naked eye, bug can stir up… Continue reading Horror on Halloween 

FITogether virtual training, Muscles and Mascara

Changing Station

Wouldn't it be nice if CHANGE was a total no brainer.  What if change was as easy as a drive through speedy car wash? Pull up, order a custom physique, a spritz of baby powder or favorite scent and pull forward.  Get a little rubba a dubb dub, clean the scum off and come out… Continue reading Changing Station

Abercrombie FITness training studio, Muscles and Mascara

This is no choke 

Let me clear my throat.  Couch couch...Ahem, hem. Dear ones, have you ever experienced a guttural, offensive, it came out of no where choking episode?  Say you swallowed water or for gosh sakes, took a deep inhale down the wrong pipe and the result was a near death experience?!  It's for real, it's no joke… Continue reading This is no choke