What is with all of this high rise nonsense? The 80's called and they are demanding all denim high-rise jeans and shorts back! Take it from me, someone who survived the high rise nonsense, it isn't all its cracked up to be! In the mid 80's, I was an awkward teen with big, chemically infused… Continue reading High & Waisted
Sisters and brothers of the universe, what you are about to read is a necessary short story. It's partly mental health based with a whole lotta be true to yourself vibes sprinkled in. I would like to go on record right off the bat with yet another confession. What I'm about to share is quite… Continue reading Making Change
The most beautiful thing a woman can wear is CONFIDENCE! But what exactly is it? Can confidence be order up like a shot of whiskey or a double tall double strong cup of coffee? Do you purchase it off the streets from an underground black market dealer or in the bowels of the dark web?… Continue reading Confidence & Laugher
After a full Christmas eve and Christmas morning, me, Mr, Chicken Fry and the teen queen didn't exactly settle in for a long Winter's nap. Nope, instead we attempted to kill ourselves so we could hurry up and get somewhere we could rest! lol Instead of cozy nestling by firelight and gazing at our Christmas… Continue reading Florida ramblings
It's party time with a whoopie tee doo and a dickery dock. The lights are strung, some presents are ordered and on their way and just maybe a few are wrapped under the tree. But what's more is that you've ACCEPTED the Christmas party invitation(s). Your festive sparkly bling and fancy shoes are sitting… Continue reading Party People
Are you a gullible magnet for practical jokes? Do you fall for everything? For years, with an exclamation point, I fell for just about every single prank or dumb joke that Mr. Chicken Fry's colorful friends threw my way. I was an oblivious fresh target for all of their 30 something frat boy banter. It's… Continue reading Gluten Free or Gullible?
Ahhh Mother's day. A day to celebrate Moms! I write a lot about the chaos and joys of motherhood. After all, we moms are the epi center of the wellspring of life! We literally bring life into the world and by gosh we will take it out. (lol) Being a MOM is so peaceful and… Continue reading MOM 0 E MOM 0
Hello you and welcome to the beginning of a brand new healthy and happy week! I have never been so ready to get stuff done, workout, and feel accomplished. For me, the last 10 days have been a bit of a downer. My baby girl (teen queen) was diagnosed with the flu and on command coincidentally… Continue reading Mr. Chicken Fry
Who bothers to ask for directions these days? I'M FULLY CONVERTED INTO A WAZING MACHINE! I'm a waZer, don't you want to be a WAZER TOO? The dynamite map app, WAZE has legitimately changed my life. I'm, with great emphasis, the most directionally challenged individual on the planet. I'm not exaggerating and just so you… Continue reading How will I get there?
I'm shamefully ready for winter to skedaddle! Shoo...and get a move on! This time of year I rely heavily on deep squats, steep incline treadmill cardio sessions, soaking salts and hot baths. Also among the list is big warm sweatshirts, cozy sweatpants, bubbly champagne, football and LAUGHTER. With that being said, I desperately have to… Continue reading I left her hanging: a funny story