Muscles and Mascara

Mother’s Day Cheers to you!

SALUDE! SKOAL! Kung Pai. Cheers Y’all! Toast to the fact that Spring has sprung and that Summer is near. Order up a homemade champagne cocktail and do whatever makes you happy! CHAMPAGNE COCKTAIL  SUGAR CUBE BITTERS (orange) CONTREAU HOW TO MAKE IT! Place the sugar cube in the bottom of the champagne glass.  Douse the… Continue reading Mother’s Day Cheers to you!

Bringing Sweaty Back, Muscles and Mascara

A TALE OF TWO LASHES!

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Angi who from the time she was born had blonde curly eyelashes. She grew up knowing that mascara was a lifeline. For decades, Angi swabbed coats and coats of mascara on her lashes daily to compensate for the lackluster blonde lashes and eyebrows that left her… Continue reading A TALE OF TWO LASHES!

Bringing Sweaty Back, Muscles and Mascara

Some Like It Sweaty

I'm no stranger to sweat.  I welcome it with open arms.  But lets face it...no one likes the stench of mildew from a laundry hamper, gym bag or teenager...capiche?!?!? As a mom of an active student athlete, I'm all too familiar with the odors that come from sweaty teenagers and adults.   To keep my… Continue reading Some Like It Sweaty

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Strange times call for strange things

Strange times call for strange desperate purchases.  Please note that the following list of Amazon goodies are all in stock and get greater with need /desperation! So start from the bottom up! Nobody wants their nail girl back more than I do but until then I need one of these.  Sure I have clippers and… Continue reading Strange times call for strange things

Muscles and Mascara

Good GRIEF

Grief is a sneaky little sucker. It comes packing a rainbow of emotions ranging from neon bright to the darkest of dark. Grief is terribly uncomfortable. Any person who has experienced true grief I believe would agree and testify that it's a bizarre chain reaction experience.  Grief is weird because it gets all balled up… Continue reading Good GRIEF

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Back in pack mode

Good Morning friends and happy Friday.  I hope you all caught a glimpse of my Holiday Gift Guide and found some goodies for yourself or someone on your list. Today, the Abercrombie's are off on yet another family friendly adventure.  This time we are jetting to southern California for a week-long Thanksgiving break. Our trip begins… Continue reading Back in pack mode

Bringing Sweaty Back, Muscles and Mascara

Wink Wink

Prepare to bat your eyes and jump for joy y'all.  I have a surprise to share that you won't want to miss. I GOT MY WINK BACK!    Thanks to Nashville Lash, I'm a blinking, winking, sass-o-frass with eye lashes for days! Normally I'm gabbing about effective exercises to help you shrink but today it's… Continue reading Wink Wink

I don't cook, Muscles and Mascara

Table 13

Well ring a ding and just like that, it's Tuesday.  How was your weekend pussy cat?  It was my hope that you found a few hours to kick back, relax and perhaps manage some form of child's pose.  As for me, I was a party going butterfly this weekend fluttering around town celebrating some very… Continue reading Table 13

Bringing Sweaty Back, Muscles and Mascara

Finding MOJO

Forget about finding Nemo and who really cares where Waldo is?  What we really need to find is the lost spark and charm that once moved us!  Where in the blankety blank sam hill did our MOJO go? Girls, we are mosiac creatures and when it comes to motivation, we get deep really fast.  What… Continue reading Finding MOJO

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Squeezy Breezy

Mr. Chicken Fry and I were invited to attend the Children's Cancer Fund Gala in Dallas. It was a star-studded Friday night and an evening to remember. Don't be jealous, but I was rubbing elbows with sports legend Roger Staubach and his lovely wife Mary Ann.   Allow me to lead this post with the… Continue reading Squeezy Breezy