Muscles and Mascara, The FITting Room (FITastic fashion & sales)

High & Waisted

What is with all of this high rise nonsense? The 80's called and they are demanding all denim high-rise jeans and shorts back! Take it from me, someone who survived the high rise nonsense, it isn't all its cracked up to be! In the mid 80's, I was an awkward teen with big, chemically infused… Continue reading High & Waisted

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Confidence & Laugher

The most beautiful thing a woman can wear is CONFIDENCE! But what exactly is it? Can confidence be order up like a shot of whiskey or a double tall double strong cup of coffee?  Do you purchase it off the streets from an underground black market dealer or in the bowels of the dark web?… Continue reading Confidence & Laugher

Bringing Sweaty Back

Panty lines

In girl world, pantry lines are a serious crime. Any sign of a crease or outline of an undergarment is a forbidden felony in this day and age. But what's a girl to do in the workout world? Last year this was one of my most frequently asked questions: What kind of panties do you… Continue reading Panty lines

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Holiday Gift Guide

Good Morning gorgeous!  Let me be the first to wish you all a fa la la la Merry FITness and happy holidays! I was going to post this on Friday but why wait?  Let's the fa la la la fun begin! I have been a busy little elf putting together a special holiday gift guide… Continue reading Holiday Gift Guide

Bringing Sweaty Back, FITness Videos

Back FAT be gone! (videos included)

You strap on your bra and accidentally catch a glance of your back in the mirror.  Your head jerks around for a reactive double take and you see it again. With a heavy sigh followed by shame and disgust it is officially confirmed. The thick roll of skin squishing out from under or above your… Continue reading Back FAT be gone! (videos included)

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Bad Days

Even energetic sunshiny happy people have the occasional bad day. Because if you are a living breathing technology owning or running human you might experience "technical difficulties". And because sometimes we just can't remember the stinking password and because of that we might sit on the phone unable to do what we originally set out… Continue reading Bad Days

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Lash Ask

Lately I have been getting a ton of questions about my eyelashes. Thanks for noticing by the way! The answer is NO, these are not fake/false eye lashes. These are all mine! The real deal! MY REAL very own natural lashes and I can't even believe how long they have grown.  Thanks to Nashville Lash,… Continue reading Lash Ask

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Wink Wink

Prepare to bat your eyes and jump for joy y'all.  I have a surprise to share that you won't want to miss. I GOT MY WINK BACK!    Thanks to Nashville Lash, I'm a blinking, winking, sass-o-frass with eye lashes for days! Normally I'm gabbing about effective exercises to help you shrink but today it's… Continue reading Wink Wink

Muscles and Mascara

Flat & FIT

Ladies ladies enough with all of the breastions...I mean questions!  (lol) I'll get straight to the point.  YES, it's true, the "tata's" are usually, (but not always) the first to go bye-bye when the weight comes off.   I mean, really darling, what did you expect?  The mammaries are milk producers and full of fat.… Continue reading Flat & FIT

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What’s crack-a-lacking?

Back to school is in some what of a swing.  The back packs are stuffed, lunches are made and the kids are out of your hair, the house!  It's a perfect time to kick back and RELAX get things back in order.  One of your main core subjects just might be taking charge of your HEALTH!… Continue reading What’s crack-a-lacking?