May is a derivative of mayhem. It's got to be! There is barely time to breathe in this fast and furious month. No one warned me but it's true. From the day your child starts elementary and until they leave your home as an actual adult, all bets are off in May! It's madness. It's… Continue reading MAYhem
Tag: motherhood
Strategic Parenting
Parenting is a blast. It's sooo much fun right up to the point that it isn't! Any parent who has raised a teenager has to know exactly what I mean. Parenting is widely entertaining until the kids grow up and suddenly have a mind of there own. Sure, there are glimpses of pleasant family time,… Continue reading Strategic Parenting
Just because
Do what is best for yourself. Just because everyone is doing it doesn't mean you need or should follow suit. Do what is best for YOU! Just because other people are doing certain things doesn't mean that you have to join along. Some people inhale cheese and greasy french fries but that doesn't mean you… Continue reading Just because
Best of 2017: no equipment required
Enough with the bon bons and cookies. Enough with chips and tamales. I feel bloated and blah. It's been raining and all I've been capable of is eating, internet surfing and reaching for the remote. When it's cold and clammy out its hard to get motivated. However... I managed to pull out a sliver of… Continue reading Best of 2017: no equipment required
Tid Bit Tuesday: Making Space
Calling all dishwasher loaders, this blog post is for you! Call me crazy, but I get a slight thrill when I purposely situate a jumbo load of dirty dishes into the dishwasher. In fact, I think loading the dishwasher is a repressed art form that is long overdue some inspiration. Have adults, moms and dads,… Continue reading Tid Bit Tuesday: Making Space
Horror on Halloween
There is nothing more horrifying than discovering that an individual in your very own household has LICE!!!! Sheer tears of terror is more like it. Today is a true tale of a real predator that can haunt anyone at anytime. It’s fascinating that a tiny, almost not visible to the naked eye, bug can stir up… Continue reading Horror on Halloween
Flat & FIT
Ladies ladies enough with all of the breastions...I mean questions! (lol) I'll get straight to the point. YES, it's true, the "tata's" are usually, (but not always) the first to go bye-bye when the weight comes off. I mean, really darling, what did you expect? The mammaries are milk producers and full of fat.… Continue reading Flat & FIT
Lunch Balance
Enough already!!!! I don't care about my child's lunch account balance...it's flippty flip summer time don't ya know! Since June 1st I have received countless telephone calls, voice messages and email alerts reminding me that my teen queens lunch account balance is negative $1.95 cents. So sue me! Omgoodness! Coppell ISD, I assure you,… Continue reading Lunch Balance
What’s in your TOOL BELT?
What's in your tool belt? Don't look at me like I'm crazy.... You have a tool belt, we all do. When I met the infamous Mr. Chicken Fry he was a charismatic 34-year-old bachelor with a tool CUP! YES, A CUP! He literally had a plastic red drinking cup tucked away in a laundry… Continue reading What’s in your TOOL BELT?
MOM 0 E MOM 0
Ahhh Mother's day. A day to celebrate Moms! I write a lot about the chaos and joys of motherhood. After all, we moms are the epi center of the wellspring of life! We literally bring life into the world and by gosh we will take it out. (lol) Being a MOM is so peaceful and… Continue reading MOM 0 E MOM 0
